MIRACLE IN EXAM HALL

I bounced entered the Exam hall, I had just one prayer on my mind which is God please let me sit near a person that brilliant and knows book, because
the boy i told to send me the answers on my phone looks like who doesn't have sense.
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God finally answered my prayer, the girl that I sat with was an Albino & she wore eyeglass that has rope, so I knew for sure that she know book wella. As the
paper started, this girl started to misbehave.
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She was just covering her answer,but me as a sharp guy,I was spy  ing the answer from one deadly angle.when it remain just 5 minutes to go,this girl
caught me copying her & started shouting at
me, but I just ignored her,since I had almost
copied finish.d next thing that i heard was my
phone's message tune. This guy has finally
sent the answer,I sighed &
then told the invigilator to give Me a fresh
answer booklet. I then tore the one that I
copied from the albino girl & used the paper
to stone Her. I kept the fresh
booklet on top my table & used one style to
open the message, I saw "To download Wallpaper
by Anycole Dgurn, text 48 to 4900 - From MTN".

FARMER AND HIS SON ON THE FARM

 A farmer grabbed his 10-year-old son and asked, “Did you cut down that cherry tree?”

“Yes, Daddy, I did.” – the boy replied sobbing. “I cannot tell a lie.”

The farmer grabbed the boy, put him on his knee and whaled the tar out of him.
“But, Daddy,” the boy cried, “George Washington’s father didn’t do that to him when he cut down that cherry tree when he was a boy.”
“That’s true,” the father replied, “but George Washington’s father wasn’t sitting in the tree when he cut it down!”

PASTOR REPENT IN CHURCH

It was Sunday when MR.jide and his wife went to church for prayer.As both of them enter the church immediately pastor started preaching and say today am going to repent all my sin here,everybody silent and try to listening to what pastor went to say.
As pastor started his words he said I really want every men in my church to forgive because Their no any single or married  women paint colour that I don't know,I have slept with majority of single and married women in these church except only on women who refuse to do......pastor knee down and ask for forgiveness from all the church member.
  After church, the wife saw her husband
sitting quietly in the garden. She got concerned
and
decided to ask him,"Hey darling, why are you
sitting
so quietly in the garden? What is it that is
bothering
you?"The Husband replied, "I'm still thinking
about
what the pastor said. It's making me
uncomfortable."
Wife asked, "What is it?"Husband said, "The
pastor
confessed he slept with all married
and single women in the church but ONLY ONE
woman
didn't want to sleep with him."The Wife replied.
"It
must be that Mrs Eunice! She thinks she's better
than
everyone!"The Husband fainted